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- never know who told it best
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Who died here?
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- You who never arrived
- Who never lost, are unprepared
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- The Man who Died
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- People who died laughing
- You never fought. You just died beautifully.
- A Woman Who Never Was
- interactive fiction never died
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Using a command line
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- He Never Died
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Lieutenant Colonel
- Colonel Sanders
- Colonel Tom Parker
- colonel
- Colonel Sun
- The Colonel (user)
- Colonel Klink
- Curse of Colonel Sanders
- Colonel Sponz
- Colonel Cathcart
- Uncle Colonel (user)
- Colonel Bogey March
- The Colonel
- Colonel Blagoja Markovski
- Colonel Blimp
- The Colonel's Soliloquy
- Colonel Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- light colonel
- Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade
- Colonel Callan
- The House of the Venerable and Inscrutable Colonel
- Colonel Blood
- Terror Couple Kill Colonel
- Captain or Colonel
- Full Colonel
- Colonel Sponsz
- Kentucky Colonel
- colonel (user)
- Colonel Forbin's Ascent
- Colonel Panic (user)
- Colonel Henry Steel Olcott
- Colonel 4by8B (user)
- The Voter Colonel (user)
- The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories
- Colonel Sanders (user)
- The day the music died
- These lips died for your sins
- Dys-
- dy/dx
- Something inside has died
- Peter died clean
- Thai Dyed Suicide
- The Day that ______ Died
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Outrun a speeding train
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- The rabbit died
- Who made Hell?
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- The day Hal died
- The day the FIAT died
- Tie dyed sunshine toilet
- The Night the Reindeer Died
- Dy
- The Night Pat Murphy Died
- The Field Where I Died
- Tonight I Almost Died
- The Day the Country Died
- He died on a Sunday morning
- If I died right now
- The Dog It Was That Died
- dys (user)
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
- John Scopes Died for Your Sins
- How the music died
- Epitaph, upon a Child that died
- My drug dealer died last week
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- DYY
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- No one has died
- My mother just died
- SPI Died For Your Sins
- The day I died
- Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- dyed in the wool
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
- A man has died
- Many Bothans died to bring us this information
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
- died bcause of you (user)
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- dy (user)
- I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
- Kassi Dy (user)
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- We light candles on the day she died
- You died for me
- Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
- Diabetes erectile dy (user)
- When she died
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
- My Thoughts Died Today
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- My dad died
- George Floyd Died for Our Sin
- Jesus died cursing
- The Night the Music Died
- Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Never
- Never Mind The Buzzcocks
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Never put your tongue on the flyback
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- This will never happen
- I never thought it would be like this
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Rust Never Sleeps
- Tomorrow Never Dies
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- We were never really friends
- Answering a phone that never rings
- Never underestimate the power of soup
- I never get mail
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Never say die
- I think that I shall never see
- Never trust anyone over 30
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Things that we will never use
- Never be the first to let go
- Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
- What if Prince Charming never shows?
- The one my father never met
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