Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the Victorians were right, but they never figured out HOW to see what was in a dead person's eyes"

• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Things never were what they used to be
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I was into them after they were hip
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• like you're blind but still can see
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• They are all pretty but fading.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• the eyes are open, but
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Dead But Dreaming
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• dead, but longing to touch
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• But what are they really thinking?
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• /but what was the question?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Small but still a person
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out

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