Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the barn swallows were swooping over the grass for gnats and the chickens were starting to roost and the cows were starting to chew their cuds"

• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Or were they chords of sun?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• "We're With Ditka"
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• I was into them after they were hip
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• We were tripping
• Those were the days
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• The place where you were undone
• If I were
• We're all doing just fine
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If the real world were like the internet
• When We Were Very Young
• Starting Over
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• We were never really friends
• Wish You Were Here
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• You were my plans tonight
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• We're, Where, Were
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• If All the World Were Paper
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• When were the gospels written?
• As if either one of us were happy
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• November 4, 1995
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• I wish I were close
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• When you were my baby
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Where were you then?
• When We Were Orphans
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Let's pretend we're married
• I dreamed you were a god once
• I wish it were raining
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• We're in this Together
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Of course, they were wrong
• When We Were Kings
• RFC 602
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• you were reasonable
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• And Then There Were None
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• when we were children
• why we were chosen
• when you were words
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• this is it, we're going to die
• the words were enough
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• We're the Replacements
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• If This Were a Movie
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all guinea pigs
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• It hurt when we were pruned
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• If the Current Were to Call
• I'd elope if I were you
• Fossils were put there by God
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If Wishes Were Horses
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• They Were Eleven
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• If Jesus were alive today
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• When We Were Mud
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• We're Only In It For The Money
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Once Were Warriors
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Were
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• You Were on My Mind
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• We were supposed to fall
• Would you know if you were insane?
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're trying to have a baby
• Behave as if there were a God
• If my life were an arcade game
• If I Were a Rich Man
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• We're waiting for you to die
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We're shifting the paradigm
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Even if we're not together

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