Findings:

• Best smoke I've ever had
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Parking warning
• the best Christmas present ever
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• The best comeback ever
• I've been smoking ever since
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Best Week Ever
• The Best Feeling Ever
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• the best damned story ever written
• The best thing ever
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• Best Death Ever
• The best line I ever used
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The best teacher I ever had
• 16 year old
• August 16, 1999
• September 16, 1999
• base 16
• October 16, 1999
• December 16, 1999
• January 16, 2000
• Dream Log: January 16, 2000
• Interrupt 16
• System 16
• November 16
• Genesis 16
• the only time wasted is time spent believing you are wasting your time
• January 16, 1979
• February 16, 2000
• Numbers 16
• Romans 16
• Deuteronomy 16
• Joshua 16
• Judges 16
• 1 Samuel 16
• 2 Samuel 16
• 1 Kings 16
• 2 Kings 16
• 1 Chronicles 16
• 2 Chronicles 16
• Job 16
• Proverbs 16
• Dream Log: March 16, 2000
• October 16, 1998
• Psalm 16
• Matthew 16
• April 16, 2000
• Dream Log: April 16, 2000
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16 Shell scripts
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• The Didache 16
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 16
• Moby Dick - Chapter 16
• Mark 16
• John 16
• May 16, 2000
• Dream Log: May 16, 2000
• Acts 16
• the storm of October 16, 1987
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 16
• TRS-80 Model 16
• 1 Corinthians 16
• The Antichrist: Chapter 16
• WoOz: 16 The Magic Art of the Great Humbug
• Seinfeld Episode 16
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• June 16, 2000
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 166
• Dream Log: June 16, 2000
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 16
• Editor Log: August 16, 2000
• July 16, 2000
• Tao Te Ching 16
• Dream Log: July 16, 2000
• Revelation 16
• Augsburg Confession - Article 16
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 16
• August 16, 2000
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 16
• Dream Log: August 16, 2000
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 16, 1906
• Northanger Abbey - Chapter 16
• 16 Volt
• September 16, 2000
• Editor Log: September 16, 2000
• JLA #16
• November 16, 1998
• Editor Log: November 16, 2000
• Dream Log: November 16, 2000
• January 16
• Faust 16
• Dream Log: December 16, 2000
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Table of 16 logic functions
• March 16, 1991
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• 16 Guys
• 100-in-1 Contra Function 16
• Dream Log: January 16, 2001
• Lincoln's last letter to Mary Owens, August 16, 1837
• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 16
• February 16, 2001
• Dream Log: February 16, 2001
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 16
• Constitution of Ireland Article 16
• In Memoriam 16
• The Transformers #16
• March 16, 2001
• Dream Log: March 16, 2001
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 16
• Classical Mythology: Table 16
• 1 Maccabees 16
• TurboGrafx 16
• 16 Horsepower
• April 16, 2001
• Dream Log: April 16, 2001
• Federalist #16
• Emma - Chapter 16
• The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 16
• May 16, 2001
• Dream Log: May 16, 2001
• FIFA world rankings: May 16, 2001
• Walking Man 16
• New Delhi Monkey Man
• Turbo Grafx 16
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 16
• June 16, 1904
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• June 16, 2001
• A Letter to Grant Richards, June 16, 1906
• Tarzan of the Apes Chapter 16
• Warlord of Mars Chapter 16
• Return of Tarzan Chapter 16
• Chessmen of Mars Chapter 16
• Black Beauty Chapter 16
• July 16, 2001
• Dream Log: July 16, 2001
• edev Discussion Archives : July 16, 2001
• The Transmutation of Ling 16

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