Findings:
- The best teacher I ever had
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Parking warning
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- the best damned story ever written
- Best smoke I've ever had
- the best Christmas present ever
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- The Best Damn Band in the Land
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- The best thing ever
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The best line I ever used
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Best Week Ever
- The Best Feeling Ever
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The best I never had
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The best comeback ever
- Best Death Ever
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Resident Assistant
- Administrative Assistant
- Teaching Assistant
- manga assistant system
- Microsoft Office Assistant
- assistant programmer
- Physician Assistant
- Network Assistant
- Chaplain Assistant
- National Amalgamated Union of Shop Assistants, Warehousemen and Clerks
- personal assistant
- Association of Cambridge University Assistants
- Chief and Assistant Chief Fire Officers' Association
- Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs
- Honor Code of the Admin Assistant
- GURPS Character Assistant
- Residential Assistant
- Assistant Masters and Mistresses Association
- I ambushed the Chaplain's Assistant with Jason Segel's dick.
- Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
- best users (usergroup)
- Best viewed with any browser
- Best Buy
- best
- Best friend
- Best Of, Volume 1
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- At least you tried your best
- Banting and Best
- Best way to a man's heart
- best boy
- on my best days
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Best Brains
- the best things in life are free
- Hope for the best
- best moment of absolute peace
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- best interest
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- What Germans do best
- Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- best before date
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Pete Best
- Balanced honesty is the best policy
- the world's best hospital
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- sometimes a lie is the best thing
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- The best time of day to node for maximum XP
- Tokyo's Best Stuff
- Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
- Best Time
- The best thing since sliced bread
- How to find your new best friend
- best buddies
- Best Customer
- My best friend, Josh
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- best friends
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best Actor
- Best Actress
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- My best dead friend
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Best of XYZ volume 3
- Cell phone holder
- Everyone acts from the best intentions
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- George Best
- Honesty is the best policy.
- Best spot to view the moon
- The Best of Everything
- best practice
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Median Node-Fu Product
- The Best is Yet to Come
- Sex with your best friend
- Honest people are the best liars.
- best bit
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Best of the Best (user)
- Seattle's Best Coffee
- The Best Meal in Beijing
- best glide
- Worst of the Best
- A Boy's Best Friend
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- Best of Jools Holland
- Memory is best served when chilled
- The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
- never know who told it best
- within this robot, your best poetry
- America's Best Comics
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- Best in Show
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- The last (and best) day of high school
- The 70's Are Best Forgotten
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- The Best and the Brightest
- Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
- Best Western
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
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