Findings:
- The best teacher I ever had
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Best smoke I've ever had
- A book has always been my best friend
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- brandys best friend (user)
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The best thing ever
- Best friend
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The best I never had
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- I had cool friends in high school
- Best of Friends
- Man's best friend
- Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- to my best friend
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- a letter to my best friend
- Best Week Ever
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Falling in love with your best friend
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Some of my best friends are
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Best Friend (user)
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- the hottest it has ever been
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- Dating your best friend
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- The best line I ever used
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- How to find your new best friend
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- My best friend, Josh
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- best friends
- Some of my best friends are...
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- The Best Feeling Ever
- My best dead friend
- Parking warning
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- My best friend is a breakfast table
- Man's best friend? (e2poll)
- My Best Friend's Birthday
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- The day my best friend cried
- Best Friends Forever
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- Some of my best friends are djs
- Being married to your best friend
- My Best Friend's Sister
- Sex with your best friend
- Why you're my best friend.
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- The best comeback ever
- Association of Friends of the Church
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- On a former best friend
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- A Boy's Best Friend
- Ebonics began with pirates
- the best Christmas present ever
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- Best Death Ever
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- the best damned story ever written
- Brainy people make the best friends
- The pretty girl has no friends
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- My gay best friend
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
- Baltimore has the best storms
- Best friends, for awhile
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- best users (usergroup)
- Best Buy
- The Best Damn Band in the Land
- Milwaukee's Best
- Best of the Best
- on my best days
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- Best Customer
- The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Eggland's Best
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
- Best Western
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- The best women's room in the Boston area
- Hunger is the best spice
- Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
- Best of Breed
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- The Best Scones
- The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
- best man's speech
- best man
- Best college admission essays
- The Best of James
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
- The best conversations take place in bed
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