Findings:

• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• the best Christmas present ever
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• The best teacher I ever had
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• I was into them after they were hip
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Things never were what they used to be
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• The best line I ever used
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• The best thing ever
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• They all lived happily ever after
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Of course, they were wrong
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Best Week Ever
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• The best comeback ever
• Before they were famous
• They Were Eleven
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Or were they chords of sun?
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Best Death Ever
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• the best damned story ever written
• I told you they were nuts
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• best boy
• Man's best friend
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Time
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• My best dead friend
• Imports are never the best
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best in Show
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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