Findings:

• Being a dickhead
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• sometimes the dead don't rest
• frell me dead
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't stand so close to me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Dead Like Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• dead, but longing to touch
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Nobody for me but you
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• February wants me dead
• Dead languages don't change
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• The dead are with me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• but don't take my word for it
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Dead But Dreaming
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!

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