Findings:

• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• First Fiction: Think
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Realistically, it's probably a good thing that usually nobody's listening and nobody cares.
• Things guys think girls should know
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• One Night I Think
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• If you think of "Banana", you'll taste "Banana"
• Think Magazine
• Drink while you think
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• It's not as bad as you think
• Dead or Alive
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• Millions of Dead Children
• The Quick and the Dead
• Dead cat bounce
• Dead child on the roadside
• Dead Man Walking (user)
• Dai-un is dead
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• Dead Last
• Fred is dead
• Bones of the Dead
• Dylan and the Dead
• Resident Evil Dead Aim
• The Dead Next Door
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• Answering a dead phone line
• Survival of the Dead
• They are mine. They are dead.
• Dead Hand Path
• first at-bat
• The first truth-value logic computer
• Since feeling is first
• First Crusade
• The First State
• Surviving Your First Autocross
• The first radio commercial
• First commemorative US postage stamps
• The first cold ghost of rain
• hitomebore
• Joseph Smith's First Vision
• first speaker (user)
• First Conjugation
• First Battle of Trenton
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• First funeral
• First Khandhaka
• First Battle Of Savannah
• United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit
• This Is The First Day Of My Life
• The Navy Lesbians' First Kiss
• the first symptom is sudden death
• First Meetings in the Enderverse
• first node
• Probably Screwed (user)
• Treatment of corporations
• Think Unix
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Sometimes I think this life is too easy
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• if you think you are free, no escape is possible
• Dead Poets Society
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Drop Dead Gorgeous
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• shattered earth crying cast dead lust glow
• Dead On Delivery
• When I am dead, my dearest
• What dogs do to dead fish
• Transformers Book of the Dead
• Night of the Loving Dead
• Batman: Dead End
• Derby Dead Pool
• Dead Rising
• Dead of Night
• Nine Moons for dead Leng
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• How dead to the dead
• The logical impossibility of John Brown being dead
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• our first time
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Shitty first drafts
• My first trip to Hooters
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Psychology in Multiplayer First Person games
• My First Tokamak
• Meditations on First Philosophy
• Bank of the United States
• The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle
• First Anglo-Afghan War
• First Sorrow
• Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery
• My first sweat lodge
• The Origins of the First World War
• The first frontier
• My first visit to the geriatric psychiatric ward
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
• A memory about Mia's first week
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• And to Think that I Saw It on Mulberry Street
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What we think we know can kill us
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• I Think We Need Helicopters
• Photography and religion
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• The Dead - 6
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Old Gray Goose Is Dead
• A dead wish for uniformity
• Gardeners of the Dead
• Dead Easy Tuna Pasta
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• Dead Man's Shoes
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Red Dead Redemption
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Dead Clowns
• The Captain is Dead
• beans, the food of the dead
• First Post
• First node on everything
• First Age
• first impression
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• First Prince of the Sword
• My first night in Edinburgh
• First Nations
• First Fiction: Birds
• On My First Son
• This day I completed my thirty first year
• The First Documented Genocide in History
• First Declension
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• First Balkan War
• First Mysore War
• First Scottish War of Independence
• First Khandhaka 31-35

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