Findings:
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Asking for a favor
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- funny sayings
- I felt like a shadow casting a man
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- See a man about a dog
- See a man about a horse
- Anger, shaped like a man
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- I like the sound of my own voice
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- You smell desperate. I like that about you.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- The man who can fix anything
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Funny like that
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Half-sour pickle
- I do not like the radio man.
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Autumn is like a dying man's last words
- They'd smell what body to body sounds like
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
- I like my breasts the way they are
- some summers they drop like flies
- A Man Like Putin
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
- Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Funny Black Man
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- Take it like a man
- They moved like a river
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- Anarchy is like, bogus, man
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
- sounds like an affliction
- A man, like a twig
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- This Sounds Like Goodbye
- Sounding like a child
- They hum like angels
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- The Answer to What it Sounds Like
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- This is what it sounds like
- We Can all Die Like This
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Can We Talk About This?
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Story about a man
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- What can change the nature of a man?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- One man can make a difference
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- The Old Tin Can Man
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- But can you still cry like a child?
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
- I Can Make You a Man
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- like you're blind but still can see
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- a man in a can on an ICBM
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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