Findings:

• The perfect guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Guy de Maupassant
• bad guy
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• The Fall Guy
• two girls and a guy
• Shirt Guy Tom
• Just a guy on a horse
• computer guy lite
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• guys in Speedos
• Prison tough guy
• Guys with shaved legs
• Nice Guy Eddie
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• One of the guys
• Guys and Dolls
• Guys who wear skirts
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• token black guy
• Things guys think girls should know
• all the cute guys will be there
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• guy hug
• Shy Guy
• Guy Noir
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• The three kinds of nice guys
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• funny fat guy who dies
• That Crazy Guy!
• Guy Fawkes scenario
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I'm the Bad Guy
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Autistic guy on the city bus
• Richard K. Guy
• free guy
• guy movie
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Guy Game
• How I became the Naked Guy
• Guy Innagorillasuit (user)
• The baby, the immigrant, and the guy on mushrooms
• Guy Burgess
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• 16 Guys
• guy (user)
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Guy Barker
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Why sales guys make all the money
• Guy Smiley
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Guy L. Steele Jr.
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
• Helping people cheat
• Penis size and impregnation
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Guy Montag
• Sign Guy
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• good guy mob
• Cranky Media Guy (user)
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• fat guys
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Guy Pearce
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Fry Guys
• Underwater Guy
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Guy Fawkes Day
• Fry Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• justa guy (user)
• The Happy Guy
• Guy Verhofstadt
• Quake Guy
• Five Guys Named Moe
• Jealous Guy
• well hung young guy (user)
• Buddy Guy
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• cool guy (user)
• Bad Guy (user)
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The Red Guy
• What guys do with their penis
• Guy Gardner
• Nice guys are good in bed

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