Findings:

• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• Why Do You Hate Ra
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When did the World get so old?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• So bashful when I spied her
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• so fragile and cold, i was
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• What do you see when you look up?
• You make it so hard to hate
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• So cold so still
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• Where I go when I masturbate
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Do not remember how these depths are cold
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• What to do when your car breaks down
• So sweet. So delicious. So cold.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• So Cold
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Do you feel the way you hate? Do you hate the way you feel?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Her hair, tangled
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• cold media
• cold sweats
• cold shower
• Love in a Cold Climate
• Cold slough
• cold chill
• cold remedies
• Mugi-cha
• Rhubarb and Mint Coolers
• Iced Kukicha
• Cold sliced peaches with sugar in a glass bowl
• Wand of Cold
• Cold Noodles
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• Pop Ice and Cold Beverages
• The cold fire of a false passion
• A Cold War Joke
• cold beer
• Hot Love, Cold World
• Your mind is cold milk
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Cold + Wet
• cold coffee eyes
• cold launched
• Children of the Cold War
• Cold reptilian blood and hot Japanese steel
• Memoir: Logistics Planner (Cold War)
• The Failure of Containment During the Cold War
• How to rob an ATM with super cold gases
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Burmese Drug Trade and Cold War II
• Thank God for cold fusion
• Cold Rice
• old cold, white, sweet stuff
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• cold joint
• The Cold Six Thousand
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• cold streets and breakbeats
• memories clear (and as cold) as ice

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