Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the last person I would fuck with would be a drug dealer who I know has killed people"

• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Mind without body
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Would you like to know more?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Where would America be without Canada?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Just to see what it would be like
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You mean the me that you would be
• eternity would be boring
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be seated
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• The dog who would not move
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The dog who would not beg
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• My drug dealer died last week
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I would kill my mother
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• If you would be so kind
• Half-sour pickle
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I would know right away that it's you.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Who Would True Valour See
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• The dog who would not come in
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The best kind of bartender
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• The dog who would not back off
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• play dumb
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• That would be me
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• That Would Be Enough
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That I Would Be Good
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Would you know if you were insane?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Know your pets
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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