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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Pull out of the bag
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• who has the demon?
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• When each had their own personal anthem
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• To go out on the pull
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Judging women by their books
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• pull the finger out
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• The Who Sell Out
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Dead links in writeups
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• And the lion has nothing to fear
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Dropped down, pulled out
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Each one has their own story
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• pull out all the stops
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Know your pets
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Capitalize, please
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• People who carp about their jobs
• Everyone has their antarctic
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Hoo-ha
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Who made Hell?
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.

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