Findings:

• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• a song you can barely hear
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• The Most Interesting Man in the World
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• I can hear the bloody year
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I Can Hear My Reflection
• You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
• the most erotic and secret places of my mouth
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What can change the nature of a man?
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Can you hear me knocking?
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• One man can make a difference
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• The man who can fix anything
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I Can Make You a Man
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• a man in a can on an ICBM
• Can you hear it?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Can You Hear Me?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Can you hear me flailing
• The Old Tin Can Man
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• What's the most common personality type of superheroes?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• You can never get away from yourself
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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