Findings:

• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The most wonderful time of the year
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• pointless HTML in email
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The most confusing bet ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• A word from anyone's alien
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• High school racism, anyone?
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Wonderful day
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever

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