Findings:

• pointless HTML in email
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Tool: The most difficult music in modern rock
• The best line I ever used
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most confusing bet ever
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Making use of tools
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Dick Green
• Cigarettes as social tools
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• My most disturbing dream ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The battle against Existential Anxiety
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Most used English words
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• Why you should understand the tools you use
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• To use the spear against the shield
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Michael Crichton, Ted Scambos, and the Battle Against Scientific Stupidity
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• Rage Against The Machine
• Litany Against Beer
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• Rock Against Racism
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Against
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• Go up against
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Ska Against Racism
• against the wall
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Our Position Against Suicide
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• spindly arms against a sea of light
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• T.A.Z.: Against the Reproduction of Death
• actors/actresses playing against 'type'
• Phil Ochs - Threat against the President
• Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• selected against
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• The League Against Tedium
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• The International Tribunal on Crimes Against Women
• An Argument Against the Abolishing of Christianity
• Direct Action against Homophobia
• running 'Strings' against the Mac OS X kernel
• Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
• Two Against Nature
• Artists Against Piracy
• A Fit of Rhyme Against Rhyme
• partying against the darkness
• Against Interpretation
• Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
• The significance of white jet trails against the blue/pink sky
• Protect against deleted .bash_history files
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• SpeakOut Against Sexual Assault and Domestic Violence
• infamous crimes against nature
• The Struggle Against the State
• The Man against the Sky
• crime against nature
• The unpardonable sin against the Holy Ghost
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• An Argument Against Pragmatic Critiquing
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• vote against
• It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
• Against All Authority
• Ten Offences against the Holy Name
• The Prejudice Against the Past
• Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• archy speaks out against killing the poor
• A program of covert action against the Castro regime
• Human Education Against Lies
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• United Nations World Conference Against Racism
• Headbangers Against Disco
• The war against terrorism
• Barbara Lee's statement against HR 64
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Curse against book stealers
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Muslims Against Terrorism
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• Born Against
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part II Offences Against Public Order
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IV Offences Against the Administration of Law and Justice
• Summary of the proposed final judgment against Microsoft
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• How to survive against humans
• How to survive against zombies
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII Offences Against the Person and Reputation
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.2 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.3 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property continued
• the war against terrorism timeline
• Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
• Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
• computers against spacetime
• Reclining Against a Tea-Table
• Four and a Half Years of Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice
• Article 26 and the war against Iraq
• Foot fetishism as rebellion against teleological nilhism
• Military Studies in the Jihad Against the Tyrants
• Making Rage Against The Machine guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest
• Defence Against the Dark Arts
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• John Kerry's 1971 Vietnam Veterans Against The War Statement
• People Against Ridiculous Protests
• gravity and hubris conspire against all rocket science
• Having sex up against a wall
• 100 Authors Against Einstein
• Convention Against Torture
• Artists Against Apartheid
• Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
• The War against Terrorism is about power
• How to defend yourself against a coconut
• The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women
• Against Oblivion
• Two Against the Ice
• Against the sanctity of marriage
• The response of a democracy to terrorism
• Surfers Against Sewage
• Rage against the Ordinary
• Gold Against the Soul
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• Magic Against Magic
• The Frogs' Complaint Against the Sun
• Round the Moon: 19: A Struggle Against the Impossible
• Ballots and bullets: reconciling left and right in the struggle against terrorism
• Protection against bees
• walking up against the wall
• A Dialogue of Comfort against Tribulation
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• Australians Against Further Immigration
• Against a Concrete Heel
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Against Idleness and Mischief

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