Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the news was a sickly green pallor and should never have been commissioned from the artist"

• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• August from September never looked as green
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Movies that should have been books first
• Could have beens, should have beens
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• you have never been safe
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• I appear to have been misinformed
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• One should expect as much from a machine
• A shifting from green
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Monster from Green Hell
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• love like you've never been hurt
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• AES may have been broken
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Never Been Kissed
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Hitler was an artist
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Stoned music memories
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• What I have learned from being fired
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• You can never get away from yourself
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Oceania has never been at war
• Advice I have been given about girls
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Names have been changed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• The green Orion slave girl from Star Trek
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• What have you been smoking?
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The way things have always been done
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I could have been one of a two
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Evolution has never been observed
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I've Never Been to Me
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Have you been a dad today?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have just been shot
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• It could have been me
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I could have been Canadian
• Could I Have Been?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• He's been places they have not.
• i have been burning for so long
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The path we have been walking
• A time when a gun might have been helpful

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