Findings:
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Let there be another next time
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Better luck next time
- The next life will be better
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- How to be a Better Person
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- A whimper would be fine
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- I never thought it would be like this
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- There will be time
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- That I Would Be Good
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you would be seated
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- All will be well again in time
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- That would be me
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- A fine time to be in the Army
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- I must die or be better
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Rebeca Martinez
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- What can be better than that?
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- If you would be so kind
- That Would Be Enough
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- The best kind of bartender
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Where would America be without Canada?
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Mind without body
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Just to see what it would be like
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- There are times when they seem to be right
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Hot pursuit
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Just be home in time for supper
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Even the dead will not be safe
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