Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the number of million times per second a processor can do absolutely nothing"

• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• cubic feet per second
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• The Most Good You Can Do
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I can quit any time I want
• I can do shit with my legs
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Why do we persist in thinking of time as cyclical?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• There is something we can do
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• time changes nothing
• The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human
• C++: computing Fibonacci numbers at compile time
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Can real love survive over time
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• What time do you call this, then?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Nothing can stop me now
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• after a long time of nothing
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• 32 feet per second per second
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• September has such a feeling
• Standard Can Number Sizes
• I can do it myself
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• If you can say something nice, do
• You can do anything
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• What loneliness can do to you
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Know How, Can Do
• Do what you can as you do
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• All I can do
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Do it right the first time
• do time
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I can do much better than this
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Do you remember that time
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• My microwave can stop time
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?

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