Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the number of scientific papers that will be published is finite. Better submit now while you can!"

• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• What can be better than that?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The next life will be better
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• TV can be a good thing
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• I will always be weird inside
• You will be assimilated
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Marks which will never be broken
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• The revolution will not be televised
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• murder can be fun
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Be all that you can be
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• What life after death will really be like
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There can be only one
• Can we still be friends?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Children can be cruel
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• There will be time
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• The television will not be revolutionized
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Will I cease to be
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Publish and be damned!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I will be in my trailer!
• Any song can be a love song
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Carl Everett
• Boys will be boys
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Exes can be good things
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This poem can be put off no longer
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Why procrastination can be productive
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I must die or be better
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• No one can be totally logical
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Valour can be brown
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room

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