Findings:
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Leonard Cohen
- Songs of Leonard Cohen
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Leonard Cohen (user)
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
- Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
- because I am only half of what you need
- What you'll need to work in tech support
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
- Governments need only give the appearance of justice
- the only comfort we could ever have
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Cohen (user)
- Christy Cohen
- Jeffrey Cohen
- Jeff Cohen
- Daniel Cohen
- William S. Cohen
- Cohen the Barbarian
- Goy Cohen
- Stanley Cohen
- Stan Cohen
- Cohens v. Virginia
- Jem Cohen
- Sacha Baron Cohen
- Felix S. Cohen
- Mickey Cohen
- Eli Cohen
- Eliahu Cohen
- Albert Cohen
- Cohen
- Cohen Sutherland Algorithm
- Cha Cha Cohen
- Max Cohen
- Sasha Cohen
- David X. Cohen
- David Cohen British Literature Prize
- Liskula Cohen and the blogger disclosure wrangle
- happily ever after
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Now more than ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- the best damned story ever written
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- Dischord Recording Artists
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- Tinker to Evers to Chance
- If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Ever Onward
- The greatest drill command ever
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
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