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• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• walking up against the wall
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Destroy All Humans!
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Human, all too Human
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Fuck them all but the six
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• all but
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• old chestnut: all but two
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• all net, nothing but territory
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Because it all burns up
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• Go up against
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• for this reason we must burn all art
• all error is human
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• The all night vigil, the oldest of human traditions
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Human After All
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• All gods but your own
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• answer: all but two
• Things people put up their butts
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Two Against Nature
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Fighting against all the empty years without you
• Two Against the Ice
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• up all night on DXM
• All other commuters must die
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• We are all made of stars
• Against All Authority
• Human, All Too Human: Section 45
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Ego up against the wall
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Human Education Against Lies
• Having sex up against a wall
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Pretension as the root of all human suffering
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• tell me all your reasons
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• All alone in the dark of the human heart
• All Shook Up
• human rights for all (user)
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• How to survive against humans
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• we can all just be around other people
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• The node linked to all others (node_forward)
• gravity and hubris conspire against all rocket science
• we are all just books reading each other
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• Against All Odds

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