Findings:

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• People who don't smoke will never die
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• When children become people
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Using a command line
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• You know you're blacked out when...
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• play dumb
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I figured out Faith
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• people who don't exist
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• cat haters
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• I figured it all out
• Where people go when people die
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Dead links in writeups
• when in doubt run it out
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Rednecks hating Canada
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When you kill people they die
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who are not anarchists
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• The other people who hate war
• You people will trash anything.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Two people who are not touching
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• When you blow out like a dead star
• meeting people out of context
• figure out
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• Figure It Out
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Taking things at surface value
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Type A blood
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• People will steal anything
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• People don't flail when they die
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who died laughing
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• people who wear camo
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When all the stars go out at night
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• The end will be a sellout
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• him will I blot out of my book
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The People's Will
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The bored who complain
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• when people become strangers
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Capitalize, please
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Her hair, tangled
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People who use Windows
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk

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