Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the shameful truth is that your fursona is an alaskan malamute, not a highlands werewolf, and your nightly transformations don't match your personality at all"

• Alaskan malamute
• Don't Believe the truth
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't remember all that much
• don't spend it all in one place
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• It's like you don't carrot all
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Alaskan Amber
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• Alaskan Independence Party
• Alaskans and ANWR
• My Alaskan Life
• My Alaskan Life - II
• alaskan (user)
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Women of All Red Nations
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• After the flood all the colors came out
• And in time all this will pass
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All the Pretty Horses
• Latin for All Occasions
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All That She Wants
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• At night, all American cities look the same
• We all live for the small triumphs
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• Free for All
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Saints (all)
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All your base are belong to us
• All I want for Christmas...
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• All That Is Good
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• The sun shone all night
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• Why sales guys make all the money
• No Fun At All
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The children are all crying in their pens
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• All bets are off
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• It's all just noise
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
• All Blues
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You nonconformists are all alike
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• All Fall Down
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Guide to Chord Formation : Appendix B : List of All Major and Minor Triads
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All The Wasted Time
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• The Sun, Whose Rays Are All Ablaze
• Butterflies and Honey and all things sweet
• and all is quiet (user)
• All you can eat
• We've heard it all before
• Alligators All Around
• Sorry for all the blood
• Supertoys Last All Summer Long
• All Summer Long
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Very sweet and not at all smooth
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All The Weyrs of Pern
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• all ears
• all thumbs
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Walk all over
• Not all Christians are conservatives
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Where are all the time travelers?
• You will not remember me at all
• You are a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Trust In The Lord With All Your Heart
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Closer and closer to the source of all rays of light
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• All things being equal
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• words with all the vowels
• sentence with all the letters
• Jacks of All Trades
• Wayfarers All
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• Plan All the Way to the End
• All the King's Men
• Finishing up your MAME cabinet
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• She threw out all my letters
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• I knew it all along...
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• All Men are Brothers
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Goodbye to All That

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