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To boldly go where no man has gone before
To boldly go where no one has gone before
No matter where you go, there you are
Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
What Say We Have a Go
Where No Man Has Gone Before
To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
How to say "No" and have people listen
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
you've been through something that no one should have to go through
I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
Where the streets have no name
Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
Go where there is no snow
I hold you where no one else can go
Going Where No Man Should Go
i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
September has such a feeling
I am no poet
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Where has the smoke gone?
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
I say I am
A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
Where do you want to go today?
Where Am I (user)
just like the seed, i don't know where to go
No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
Why the Bear Has No Tail
Censorship has no place in American Society
5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
no more stupid, i am full
I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
what the fuck am I supposed to do?
i am no one (user)
I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
Where My Books Go
Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
Where do disappearing socks go?
I love you but I have to let you go
I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
Where Did The Days Go?
Where to go swimming in the Rhine
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
it's good for me to go and not have there be words
Where plastic bags go to die
You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
gomame no ha gishiri
What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
God has no free will
No one has died
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Windows XP easter eggs
the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
I guess that I am the one who has changed
where am i 7 (user)
I am listening to hear where you are
I am no longer the youngest
Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
Where I am weak, you are strong; where you are weak, I am strong.
it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
Where people go when people die
coolio go home ha ha (user)
Where I go when I masturbate
Where do young men go to dissipate?
Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
I have to go to the bathroom
Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
Naming Windows computers
MY life has no carrot
To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
fewer has no opposite like less-more
shippai wa seiko no moto
"Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
And youth is cruel and has no remorse
A community without shame has no future
Linux is free only if your time has no value
The pretty girl has no friends
No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
Your request for no MSG has been denied
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
Why I am no longer a journalist
Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
No One Knows Who I Am
at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
no more bitter. i am full.
I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
Am am no prophet
I am no longer an EDB refugee
ignore the signs that I am dying
Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
Khaled Islambouli
Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
Am I asleep? Have I slept?
I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
Where am I again?
I am letting myself down so you don't have to
and am happily disturbed by no passions
I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
Am I dying? Have I died?
I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
I am no prophet
Where in the web am I?
now that I am no longer
Go Rin no Sho
old chestnut: where did the other square go?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Have I mentioned I am gay today?
E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
Where to go for help with punctuation
You can't tell sleep where to go
I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
Nodeshell as a term has got to go
answer: where did the other square go?
I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
Where Go the Boats?
Hikaru no Go
Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
Where whores go to die
the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
Roe has got to go
Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
So, we'll go no more a roving
Where the Ghosts Go
to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
Where do we go from here?
You have your own places to go.
When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
It furthers one to have somewhere to go

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