Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the sort of hair that, when a breeze hits it, everything goes slow motion"

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Life in Slow Motion
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Piero Manzoni
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• When good code goes bad
• When the shit hits the fan
• slow motion
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When tofu goes bad
• Slow motion rain
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• When Graverobbing Goes Wrong
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When neon signage goes wrong
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• shoot the breeze
• Breeze fly
• Spanking breeze
• Bay Breeze
• Caribbean Breeze
• Di Saronno Sea Breeze
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• Mountain Breeze
• Dutch Breeze
• Windows left open not for the breeze, for moonlight
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Gulf Breeze
• Beauty Breeze
• sea breeze
• breeze (user)
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• Asuka Breezes
• the breeze (user)
• mary breeze (user)
• Gulf Breeze, Florida
• Honey on the breeze
• the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
• Love is an evening breeze touching my face
• faded drapes sway in the breeze
• So it goes
• Frankie Goes to Hollywood
• No one goes to Hooters for wings
• Bonzo goes to Bitburg
• The Machine That Goes 'Ping'
• Pop Goes the Weasel
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• Mandibular block injection
• Gumby goes to Heaven
• Anything Goes
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• No good deed goes unpunished
• Pippi Goes to a Coffee Party
• As Time Goes By
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• Looking for baggage that goes with mine
• RimRod Goes To McDonald's
• Fort RimRod Goes to the Enemy
• LPPR: Personal Responsibility goes up in smoke
• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• Goes
• Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• As The Story Goes...
• What goes on at Fondue parties
• As Florida goes, so goes the nation
• My Wang never goes down
• Steve Jobs Goes Potty-Mouthed
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
• Mr. Day Goes To Washington
• Where The Light Goes
• Bombadil Goes Boating
• On Being the one who goes away
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• The Road Goes Ever On
• Self Goes Shopping
• Pride goes before the fall.
• The time the Chinaman goes to the dentist
• Kodak goes Goth
• Today again a thought goes hunting for a word
• Tow-Line Goes Haywire
• here goes nothing
• Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
• steady as she goes
• These go to eleven
• 9mm Goes Bang
• What goes up
• Horace Goes Skiing
• Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
• Milo Goes to College
• Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
• Billy Bishop Goes to War
• An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
• Who Goes with Fergus?
• Igby Goes Down
• The Rabbit Goes Duck Hunting
• Professor Wellstone Goes to Washington
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• Steve DeVries Goes to Fundamentalist Islam Heaven
• You, standing
• Ernest Goes To Jail
• Ernest Goes To Hell
• Bobby Fischer Goes to War
• The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood
• The Son of God Goes Forth to War
• Zella Goes to Coregos
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Nobody Goes to Earth Anymore
• The sun goes down in a cold pale flare of light
• Mother Goes to Graceland
• Andy goes to war
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Tom Goes to the Mayor
• Life goes on
• what goes on in Fred's room
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Who Goes There?
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• goe (user)
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• The Sometime Pilot goes on an Adventurous Ride
• Your face goes here
• Anime goes to War!
• Two Morrissey Lovers' Relationship Goes South
• Economic Progress Goes "Poof"
• goes (user)
• Paradise City: Degrassi Goes Hollywood
• E2 Goes on a Permanent Vacation (e2poll)
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• nose goes
• za'atar goes far
• Fat Billy Goes To School
• She'll take you as far as she goes
• Old Man Withers goes ghost shopping
• the water lily goes dormant ritual
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• Galzeekebull, the fear-eating demon, goes on a date
• A Good Man Goes to War
• Everything Goes Numb
• Shakespeare goes Pop!
• Thus Goes phoebus
• chase your shadow till the sun goes down
• a little smile goes a long way
• John Goes to an AA Meeting
• A Child Goes Burying Dead Insects
• The introverted thinker goes shopping
• Freddy Goes to Florida
• Freddy Goes to the North Pole
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Rules of Nature Goes with Everything
• 'round and 'round it goes
• Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp
• Dr. Henderson goes to court
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• How It Goes
• with the devil wherever he goes
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• There She Goes
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• there goes my weekend
• hair

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