Findings:

• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• There will be time
• I will be your young sinner
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The revolution will not be televised
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• There Will Be Blood
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be no more stories to read
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• It will never be just you
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• I fear I will be nothing
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The revolution will not be webcast
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Someday, I will be strong
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• there will be a last
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• This love will be your downfall.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They will not be named!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• node that will be my legacy
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Will I be given that chance?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The end will be a sellout
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• all the cute guys will be there
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I will always be in the details
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There will never be another you
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?

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