Findings:

• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Stoned music memories
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They don't know what I've done
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• When you kill people they die
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I'm always breathless when you call
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't call me white
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Rape committed by women
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• What time do you call this, then?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I don't have the time
• Don't call me Debbie
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Don't call me Asian
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Eye contact at a distance
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Prilosec
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• They call me Engineer-khan
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Average Call Time
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Don't call it burnout
• call me garbage one more time
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Summer never answers when you call
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• that lump they call your brain
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• They don't know what they're missing
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I must have called a thousand times
• kill him dead; don't call me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• They Don't Want Me
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• They don't touch me the same way
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't feel bad to call him black

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