Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the trouble with having an illegal establishment is that they don't get inspected by the fire marshal"

• Rape committed by women
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Undermining the foundations of the Establishment by supporting local singer-songwriters and avoiding genetically engineered foodstuffs
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• don't rely on us to get you high
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• I don't need to be loved by you
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of fire
• The Attack by Fire
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• emotions others don't get to see
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They don't know what I've done
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• They danced with fire claws
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Eating only rice to get by
• Don't Pass Me By
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• don't judge a book by its movie
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• having you by the short hairs
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't run over fire hose
• People don't flail when they die
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They don't understand my tea
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I don't want to get over you
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't get it
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You just don't get it
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• without having to set anything on fire
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• How to get hit by a car
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Ballade by the Fire
• Don't judge a band by the single
• You're All I Need to Get By
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Love by Night's Fire
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• They don't know what they're missing
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• They don't touch me the same way
• They Don't Want Me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't get many things right the first time
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You don't get a song
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender

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