Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the unseen writer who was so busy not writing any of this had thrown away his pen for good"

• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• I was never any good at maths at school
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• You've never had it so good
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Never Had It So Good
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I was once young and had a home
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• tips for writing good fiction
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When I was young Time had no wings
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Forgetting his life away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• On Being the one who goes away
• So her hat does not blow away
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• So close yet so far away
• After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• so good
• Oooh it's so good!
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Why are socks so darn good?
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• Taste So Good
• Eat any good books lately?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• If I was a good person
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Gym equipment
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• stop adoring from so far away
• You're so come here go away
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Faraway, So Close!
• Thursday is so far away
• The sort who hides away
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Why must you live so far away?
• Thrown away bits
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• I had a really good time tonight
• So far, so good
• before either of us had to turn away
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Bears all his sons away;
• This was not my going away party
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• good writing style
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• Life Is So Good
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• You were always so good to me
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The River looks so good tonight
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• good things come to those who wait
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Good writing is destroying everything2
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• so bad it's good
• Good help is so hard to find
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun

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