Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up."

• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• People have fucked up before
• How the United States highway system works
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• semiproportional voting system
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• fuck up
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• this doesn't work
• The New York Times calls about E2
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Ken Lay
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Fuck the System
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Because it all burns up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm the screen, I work at night
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• How the United Kingdom road system works
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• The Everything2 Voting/Experience System (superdoc)
• because I have given up any care
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm never getting drunk again
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• You Fucked Up!
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• Fucked up Facts from History
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• fucked up criteria (user)
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Fucked up ways to die
• Fucked Up
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Voting/Experience System (node_forward)
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• voting systems
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Your Method Works
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• Humans exist only because opposites exist

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