Findings:

• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The Only Way Is Essex
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Every Which Way but Loose
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Bombay the Hard Way
• the hard way
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
• Learning a language the hard way
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• OCD is the only way to animate
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• It's light but hard to carry
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• but these are only ripples
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Fell, But Tried
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Lessons learned the hard way
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• i used not to try as hard
• some girls try too hard
• Treating addiction is hard, but treating chronic pain with addiction is harder
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Not the only way to reach you
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Six Ways to Sunday
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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