Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the wonderful thing about irrational fears is that you don't have to justify them"

• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I don't care about the air
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't Fear The Sweeper
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I don't have a television set
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't have any real problems
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• You, standing
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't Fear the Fat
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• So you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have the time
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• chop saw
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don't tell me about her
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• I have more stories about trains for you
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Stoned music memories
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to remember my name
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't think about it
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• You don't know fear
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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