Findings:

• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• All I can do
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• we can all just be around other people
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• There is something we can do
• You can do anything
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• What do you hear in these sounds?
• I Knew These People
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I can do shit with my legs
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• These are the only hands I can give
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Do not remember how these depths are cold
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• can people change?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If you can say something nice, do
• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How can people listen to that crap?
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Ground rush
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Treatment of corporations
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• These people are not your friends
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Stuff White People Do
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• These people are still happening to me
• all of these people are me
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What loneliness can do to you
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• A very mean bar trick
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I can do it myself
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Do what you can as you do
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Know How, Can Do
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Movie theaters can change people
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Why do people believe in God?
• Do blind people dream?
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How fast can blind people read?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• These papers do not show what I have done
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• what desire will make foolish people do
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Yan Can Cook
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• I can eat a bicycle!
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them

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