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• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• There's no better mirror than a child
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• No less a man
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
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• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• When he became an old man
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• no man's hurting
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
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• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Old man who lived by the crick
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• The Man Who Cried
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• Tom Waits for no man
• the man who recognized bee faces
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• The man who broke Britain
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• The Man He Killed
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• No man is without enemies
• No man is an island
• Man is greater than "god"
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Signs of the Times: Deconstruction and the Fall of Paul de Man
• To a Wealthy Man who Promised a Second Subscription to the Dublin Municipal Gallery
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• The Man Who
• The Man Who Grew Young
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• There was a man and a woman
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• The Man Who Counted
• This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules.
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Mick Rock
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Man With No Name
• No man is perfect
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• More than he was willing to give
• The Man Who Sold A Ghost
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• The man who can fix anything
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• The Man who Died
• He ain't no movie star
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• And yet he continues to sit there
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• What's he building in there?
• He who controls the past controls the future
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The Man Who Sold the World
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• There was once a Man
• The Man with no Name
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• The Man with No Enemies
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• He Who Is Death
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I pity a man with no scars
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• "Think as I think," said a man
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• Half-sour pickle
• No Man's Land
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• The Man Who Saw the Flood
• The Man who Loved Islands
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Faith No Man
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Once there came a man
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?

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