Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "there, on the other end of the line, doubly so if you have helped me or messaged me"

• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• So help me God
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• So, what's the problem with me?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Me So Horny
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• What have you done for me lately?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Things video games have taught me
• There is no real me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Before you, there was me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Love Me or Leave Me
• help me (user)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Please help me!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• So Sue Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• drop me a line (user)
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• feline allergies
• You were always so good to me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• you have me at a disadvantage
• So much it scares me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Have One On Me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• god help me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You say you want to help me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Help Me, Daddy
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Help me help you
• Help Me, Rhonda
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• She approached me with some vague line
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Don't stand so close to me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• You have no power over me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• It could have been me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Could you have danced with me?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• so save me (user)
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.

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