Findings:

• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There will be no more stories to read
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• No one can be in two places at once
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There can be only one
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There are no sleep in can
• No one can be totally logical
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Some things that fly there be
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Short can be good! (document)
• What can be better than that?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Can we still be friends?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• No place I'd rather be
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Be all that you can be
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Be there or be square
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• there will be a last
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We can be heroes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• University students can be really stupid
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• you had to be there
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• It can be cold in the dark
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• There need to be more powers
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• A dying playground can be Eden
• My life may no longer be my own
• What a kiss can be
• There Will Be Blood
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Any song can be a love song
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Children can be cruel
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• murder can be fun
• Exes can be good things
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be time
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Who Will Be There
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Where's the kaboom?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Valour can be brown
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm going to be a Dad
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• TV can be a good thing
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• There will never be another you
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There is some place I need to be
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We Can Be Together

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