Findings:

• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Before you, there was me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Where's the kaboom?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Once there was a way...
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• There Was No Leak
• There was a cold day
• There was a little girl
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• There was a time when I was a better person
• and there was this girl
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• This node was made for you and me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• There are no small roles
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• There was a young lady of Riga
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I was a homeless bum
• One hour there was sunlight
• There Was A Friend
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• A knock there was upon the door
• I was there
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There was a baby in China
• Was There a Time
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There was always the blue of you
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• There was a man and a woman
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There is no real me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• There is a panther stalks me down
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• There is more of me than you imagine
• I was me before being me was cool.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• There was a rose that faded young
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I remember, there was one
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There was an old lady
• There was once a Man
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Was it ever there?
• No shit, there I was
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There was a time before
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Tomorrow's Chance
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive

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