Findings:

• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There were times better than this
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• If there were no birds
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Fossils were put there by God
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Were there a god!
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Dog poop calendars and indio mandarinquats
• And Then There Were None
• We were strangers for way too long
• and we're already on our way
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• So There We Were
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• My new way to get there
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• no shit, there we were
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Once there was a way...
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Were there civilian Transformers?
• Behave as if there were a God
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The Way We Were
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Getting rid of start menu items
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Sunday afternoon and Rainer Maria Rilke
• Afternoon Rain
• An afternoon in Jamaica
• Sunday Afternoon Piano Class
• Afternoon on a Hill
• Riding in the subway on a snowy afternoon, avoiding people's eyes
• Afternoon delight
• Afternoons and coffeespoons
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Daydreaming on a lazy Sunday afternoon
• afternoon thunderstorm
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Afternoons in the high school parking lot
• The Long and Drunken Afternoon
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Good afternoon, ma'am
• Another afternoon in Jamaica
• afternoons (user)
• Arkansas Afternoon
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• One afternoon at the laundromat
• the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
• medicine wheel tribulation on a sunday afternoon
• on a Friday afternoon
• An afternoon in autumn
• Friday afternoon freeze.
• Afternoons spent on art
• A lazy Sunday afternoon inspiring bot conversations
• A Lazy Afternoon
• An Afternoon in Rehab
• afternoon tea
• spend
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I will not spend my life like this
• The more you spend, the more you save
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• how you spend your time is what you become
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Let's Spend the Night Together
• there
• out there
• You can't get there from here
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• There is no god but God
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• Do or do not, there is no try
• No shit, there I was
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• There is no spoon
• There is good country music
• There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
• What danger is there in cussing?
• There is only ONE God
• There are four lights
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• There's a place in France
• you had to be there
• Aye, there's the rub
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• there's a first time for everything
• There is no "One", either
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
• Seeing your password right there on the screen
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There is no suck, only blow
• There is no happy ending
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• there's a spider in my keyboard
• There is Power in a Union
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Being There
• Hang in there
• there is no existing mythology
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Is there anybody out there?
• There are no transitional fossils
• There's an alien in your bag
• all the cute guys will be there
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There's a story behind it
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• There is only one electron

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