Findings:

• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• They always jump off the east side
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Things you give people that they keep
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They always run
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Rape committed by women
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• always remember that the obstacles in the path are not obstacles, they are the path.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The Universe always gets the first move
• play dumb
• They mass produce plastic women
• First They Came
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• More than he was willing to give
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• How to get more out of Psi
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I know they are watching me
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• The movies always get it wrong
• I always wanted to get married one day
• They danced with fire claws
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• They Live
• But what are they really thinking?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• They don't understand my tea
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They Flee From Me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• They Might Be Giants
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They killed our Lord
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I was into them after they were hip
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• The owls are not what they seem
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They moved like a river
• Ground rush
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The Department of They
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Things they should teach in school
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• The drummer always gets laid
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Need to get out more
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• How to get more change than you deserve
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• How to get more donations for Everything
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• they
• cat haters
• They all lived happily ever after
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• consoome product, then get excited for next product
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Of course, they were wrong
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

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