Findings:
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I don't remember all that much
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They must have faces
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- They don't know what I've done
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- They Don't Want Me
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- People don't flail when they die
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They Have a Word for It
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I have too much to say
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I don't have a television set
- They don't touch me the same way
- Rape committed by women
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- They don't understand my tea
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't have to remember my name
- So you don't have to
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't have any real problems
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Baptist fear of dancing
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- People want what they cannot have
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- You stole what they would have given you
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They could have saved Kevin
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- They have no bones.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
- They have taken enough
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- They don't know what they're missing
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Cats don't have brakes
- A reason to drink
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Stoned music memories
- Don't Know Much
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Baptist jokes
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- you don't talk much
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- I don't have the time
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- you don't have to do this
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The differences are marginal compared to what we have in common.
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