Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "they say I look like you and they say I look like your mother in law and she really disliked you"

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Never look like you're staring
• They say it's never too late
• The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
• They Say that in the Army
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• This isn't what it looks like
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• We Looked Like Giants
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Look and Say sequence
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• What do theorems look like?
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• What did Jesus look like?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Be a model or just look like one
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• it looks like rain
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Looks Like Rain
• Look siad me Be like me
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• they say
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• some summers they drop like flies
• You look sane, motionless like that
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• Longing, they say
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• He Looked Like the Summer
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• Chipirones en su tinta
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They looked at everything and savored everything.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They hum like angels
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• They moved like a river
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I like my breasts the way they are
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• and the people look like flowers at last
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• She writes like the wind moves
• she looks smilingly towards the future
• She just looks at me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• she looked good
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• She doesn't like you
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• She stopped and took a second look
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Red aura, she looked bright
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• She looks good in black
• She looks at me and she laughs
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• You like me, you really like me!
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• She Liked Horses, and Flowers That Smell Pink
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it

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