Findings:

• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will not be named!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They Might Be Giants
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• There Will Be Blood
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I will always be weird inside
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The revolution will not be televised
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will be your young sinner
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be light
• It will be good when I am leader
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The next life will be better
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• there will be a last
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Everything will be alright
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Carl Everett
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will be in my trailer!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The Ten Commandments revised
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• This love will be your downfall.
• play dumb
• It will never be just you
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Automobile tire pressure
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I fear I will be nothing
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• Will I be given that chance?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The Revolution will be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Things never were what they used to be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• all the cute guys will be there
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If it be your will
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• There will be no more stories to read
• Even the dead will not be safe

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