Findings:

• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• They will not be named!
• If you build it they will come
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Thanks
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• Thank
• But thanks for playing
• Thank you note
• Thanks for the ride
• Thank you very little
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• thanks in advance
• thank you for your cooperation
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Thanks for the Mammaries
• Thank God It's Monday
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• thank the receiver
• Thank you for not sharing
• Baldur's Gate II: Thanks heaps for enhancing my aura of inadequacy!
• Thank You for the Gorp!
• Thank God for the moon
• Thank You For The Music
• Thank you, Kinko's
• Thank you letter to E2 users
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Thanks for the tour!
• No, Thank You, John
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Thank Heaven for Little Girls
• Thank God For Little Children
• no thank you for applying
• Thank God for cold fusion
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• Thanks from our Hearts
• John Waters' thank you for not smoking PSA
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Thanks Playboy! : A meeting of two noders
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Thanks For the Memory
• Thank you in Korean
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Thank you, Mr. Melville
• Frost protection thanks to water
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Thank You (user)
• thank you for smoking
• Thank you for not smirking
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Thank you, Ben Cartwright
• Thanks. It's a pleasure to serve you.
• thank you for your venom
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• Thank you for the salt in the wound
• Thanks again for the UNICEF memories
• I carved a message in wet concrete today to say thank you
• The Gardinel (with postumous thanks to Manley Wade Wellman)
• Thank God for amateur porn
• Alone, thank God
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Thank your ancestors for the big trees in front of your pretty suburban house
• Thank You Jesus
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
• thank u, next
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• Thanks for the Memories
• Thank the Phoenicians
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• thanks for nothing
• They Might Be Giants
• they
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They all lived happily ever after
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They danced with fire claws
• cat haters
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Of course, they were wrong
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• play dumb
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They Live
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was into them after they were hip
• But what are they really thinking?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They always jump off the east side
• The owls are not what they seem
• First They Came
• They Flee From Me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They moved like a river
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Ground rush
• Things they should teach in school
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They mass produce plastic women
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.

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