Findings:
- Summer never answers when you call
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- "Sex, as they harshly call it"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- If they would only choose to hear it
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- You stole what they would have given you
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- They called the wrong Grandma today...
- that lump they call your brain
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When I would muse in boyhood
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- They call me Engineer-khan
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Prilosec
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- The "Priest" They Called Him
- They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
- If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
- is there no one who answers the call?
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Somebody Calls and You Answer Quite Slowly
- When you kill people they die
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- People don't flail when they die
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- when they take my blood
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- They knew what our pain would be.
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Eye contact at a distance
- a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The Answer
- The Last Answer
- Is that your final answer?
- answer: twelve coins
- answer: N bags of coins
- answer: a ship at anchor
- answer: house number problems
- answer: glasses of water
- Answer: The oldest chestnut
- answer: houses and utilities
- answer: four bugs
- Answer: friends
- answer: language equations
- answer: clock hands
- answer: convoluted states I
- answer: millennium
- answer: convoluted states II
- answer: opening and closing lockers
- Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
- answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- answer: dropping glasses
- I would know right away that it's you.
- Confusing yes or no answers
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Three : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
- answer: two riverboats
- Question to the Ultimate Answer
- Answer to the forest of sideways logic
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- Betting puzzle answer
- Blistex Herbal Answer
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Seek not now the answers
- Answer: infinity balls in a bin
- Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
- Answer: blue-eyed suicide
- What question is its own answer?
- answer: four chess knights
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- Easy Answers
- An Answer to The Jews
- Einstein riddle
- The 7-Eleven problem
- Answer In Time
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- The answer is obviously, you don't.
- Answers in Pandeism: 'Converting' to Pandeism
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