Findings:
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- New York City: What Martin told me
- The stone that told me
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- They grow up. No one told me.
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- Tell him, she told me
- Snickers told me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- If you told me this never happened
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- New York City: What my sister told me
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- She told me to say that
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- boss i wish you had told me
- What the dust told me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Lies my physicists told me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- Things you told me when we were in love
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- She told me she wouldn't
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- what my parents taught me
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Why Not Me?
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- why me?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tell me a story about trains
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- You remind me of the Babe
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Someone please kill me
- Pardon me
- Better him than me
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- What makes me beautiful
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Me So Horny
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- The Statue Got Me High
- Feigning smiles for me
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- Nothing can stop me now
- stop picking on me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Commercials depress me
- Know me better, and love me better
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Windows ME
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Stay here with me
- Follow Me 'Ome
- You like me, you really like me!
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Your secret's safe with me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She approached me with some vague line
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Me Imperturbe
- That's me inside your head
- GP, are you with me?
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