Findings:

• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• It was better before they came
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They asked me to write a letter
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• More than he was willing to give
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I was into them after they were hip
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things you give people that they keep
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I asked the mountain
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Ask Google
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Ask the Dust
• The question nobody asks
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• give

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