think twice

Something that many people in this world would benefit from doing. Thinking twice about doing something idiotic often results in you not actually doing it at all. The following are things that I think people should think twice about doing. Please note that they are in no particular order of importance and they are not all things that I was stupid enough to do myself.

• Putting your hand through a car window.
• Jumping off the balcony into the pool.
• Telling your Girlfriend that she looks fat in those pants.
• Ingesting anything that you found on a public toilet floor.
• Making out with your sister.
• Yanking the hand break on in your friends car while travelling down the highway.
• Masturbating at a friends Grandparent's house.
• Wearing no underwear when you go shopping for new jeans.
• Listening to Britney Spears.
• Going Bungee Jumping with a bad back.
• Saying you're a dick to anyone with more power or authority than you.
• Wearing all white to a Goth party.
• Watching your parents have sex.
• Trying to replace your soundcard while your computer is still on.
• Walking anywhere in The Valley after 6 PM.
• Moshing with multiple body piercings.
• Burning your hair because you like the smell.
• Feeding your dog the bones that were removed in your hip operation.
• Going to a football game and cheering for a side that isn't playing.
• Slipping a Mickey into someone's drink.
• Playing chicken in your 1979 bomb.
• Throwing away that life jacket.
• Travelling on a Concorde.
• Travelling in a New York Taxi.
• Admitting to liking the ones with the pink tassels.
• Attempting to talk politics with an Art's Major.
• Buying stuff off the back of a truck.
• Writing short, sloppy nodes on E2.

  This is by no means a complete list, feel free to add other things that people should think twice before doing.