Findings:

• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Please help me!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Someone please kill me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Time Travelers please help!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• listen()
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• help im a rock (user)
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Give me a moment, please
• Just don't expect me to understand
• If you could see me cry
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• god help me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• It could have been me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Please Kill Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please stop annoying me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please Please Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• They don't touch me the same way
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please forgive me (user)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Five ways Trump could still lose
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Help On The Way
• You say you want to help me
• help me (user)
• Could you have danced with me?
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Help me help you
• So help me God
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Help Me, Daddy
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Help Me, Rhonda
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me

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